Men's Face Wash - Productivity
This hard-working face wash is just what the working man needs. Smells like productivity -- and what man doesn't want to be productive? -- and is formulated to ward off the effects of overnight shifts, blistering winds, and bacon grease. Contains menthol (to energize), jojoba (for outer layer protection), and vitamin C (to fight fatigue & scurvy).
...wait, scurvy?!! I'll bet you've been using a face wash that doesn't fight scurvy. YOU MAY BE AT RISK.
This product is designed to meet the high standards of hard working men who want to get clean and smell good. A portion of proceeds benefit US veterans.